Im in Autumn

I'm shedding like a tree in autumn.

like a cat shedding its fur.

like a cherry blossom shedding its flowers.

like a snake shedding its skin.

aaaah.

i think you got the picture.

i'm losing my hair!!!

GOD!

soon, i'll look like the YuNam spokesperson.

or like Britney when she lost her marbles.

aaaaaaahhhhhhh!

the doctor says it is natural to lose hair after giving birth.

but this much?!

bibik wasn't helping as she said i'm gonna lose more.

once Rashard learns how to make 'raspberries' (ppppbbbbbtttthhhhhh)

(just wondering, but why do they call it raspberries? it doesn't make sense! *shaking head*)

i digress.

so yeah, should i freak out now? should i wait until i'm bald as a button, and only then i freak?!

it's bad enough that i have grey hair (yes, i am getting old. stop laughing)


and now, the black-brownish-gold-tinted-wavy-bushy-like-lion-king hair must go too?!

life is unfair.

isn't it enough that my boobies are all engorged-when-there-is-milk on one second, then flat-and-sagging-like-a-deflated-papaya the next.

isn't it enough that my tummy is now foldable - to the extend, the next time i go to Hard Rock, i can just chuck away my purse and just keep my ID, phone and money stashed under my flabby tummy - Look ma, no hands!

isn't it enough that on top of my flabby tummy, you can actually trace the world map? how? laaa, just trace along my stretch marks. sometimes, you can also get a picture of Homer Simpson. really.

isn't it enough that my once-lovely feet have actually grown 1 size bigger? and if thisis to continue, after 2 more kids, you will be able to read about Big Foot living in Pelangi Damansara.
(i even saw this episode of Weeds where nancy also had this problem)

but again, i digress.

isn't it enough that my thighs and my bum won't go back to their past-glory? and that now i look like Rasputia in Norbit?!

and on top of all that, i still have to lose my hair?!

sigh. do you think hubby will find me sexy looking like G.I. Jane?!