FAKKAYOO!

i know this blog is supposed to be clean.

NOT!!!!

hahahhaa...enjoy this tear-inducing-hard-to-breathe-peeing-panty video that i found while blog hopping!

(shtoopid sheet, trying to upload but can't...so, just try this link.)

happy laughing!

click here

Jello

my parents left for Hajj yesterday night.

it was a sad festive day yesterday.

festive cos it is what ALL muslims would like to achieve, and sad because it meant leaving all your family behind for 44 days.

and yesterday the house was filled with well-wishers. was on my feet the whole day, but managed to get a breather by going out for Baskin Robbins!

we arrived at the Tabung Haji complex at 2130 and by the time my parents had to go in, i was starting to feel like a sad, droopy jello.

sigh, the waterworks started soon after.

i cannot describe the feeling, but it sure was sad.

mom n dad, i pray that ALLAH the Most Merciful accepts and bless you pilgrimage and hope you will return back here safely in December.

i for sure, am missing both of you like hell.

and to top of the sadness, i also had to manage the girls who is missing their babah and nana. last night was filled with crying and me trying to keep sane.

come back soon!

Things Jasmine Says

"bonda, my kaki crap!"

(translation: "Bonda, my legs are cramped!")

"Pantak!"

(translation: Pant4t!" - disclaimer: please understand that we, the parents DO NOT condone this type of language, and that she got her mouth 'tapped' for saying such things)

"Oh My God, Abombo and Abombette...hide!"

(translation: Errr...Blacks? Africans? Abombo for the males, Abombette for the females!)

"This bag Aunty Lemanie bought"

(translation: This bag was bought by Aunty Melanie)

"Daddy is an old man, that's why he has white white"

(translation: Daddy's an old man, that's why he has white hair - now daddy is suffering from a bruised ego)

"I cannot wear Jeans everyday cos Bonda says that DingDong might come out"

(translation: cannot be wearing jeans everyday for fear that the penis might be sprouting out due to continuous dressing up like a boy ie: the jeans)

Whenever I say to myself "Fat Fat!" she will say "No lah! Who said?!"

(translation: daughter trying to keep mother in state of UTTER DENIAL, while daddy rolling eyes and vomiting blood)

"I love you lil man"

(translation: lil man means Rashard - awwww)

Handsome Rashard

Naked

today started with a pbbbbttttthhhhh (compared with the usual BANG!)

as i was listening to 'Play That Funky Music' (which by the way is my alarm tone), suddenly there was a tinkle indicating that my mobile's battery is about to go Kaput.

and the worse part about this particular phone is that when it goes kaput, you cant even switch it on anymore. basically, when it kaputs, means it KAPUTS!

so, while lazing on the bed listening to and visualizing hubby in the shower, made a mental note to charge the phone before heading for the shower myself.

unfortunately, laziness got over me (tell me something that is new) so, the phone didn't get charged,then.

mental note to self - charge phone in the car, and get charger and bring it to the office.

as we went thru the mad routine in the morning, i totally forgot about taking the charger.

and when i was in the car, i was totally pissed dismayed as the car charger was broken! the head of the charger (to be inserted in to the phone) was not even there!

and when i asked everyone what happened to the charger, the answer was "dunno?!"

aaaaaaaa!

so, that is the story of me being naked WITHOUT MY PHONE!

im feeling a bit antsy..gave bibik my office number as well as my colleagues number in case of emergency...

but i FEEL NAKED!

Buckling Knees

phew, what a NIGHT!

went to celebrate one of my girlfriend's birthday at RP in Hyatt Saujana, and man, did we rock the house or what!

(please understand that due to the fact that there was alot of smoke and dancing, and the after effect of cramming your whale of a body into a tight skinny jeans and top for a prolong time while jiggling to the extra loud-hurt-your-ear-drums music,you tend to dellusionize and be in denial.)

started the celebration with dinner at Dome subang parade. we didn't order alot as we were worried that the extra chikus that will grow due to the dinner would hinder us from fitting into our 'so-hot-clothes' (again, remember, this is the after effects of the blood vessels in the body being pressed and constrained for a long period of time)

had a good 'laughing-i'm-so-excited-its-been-a-while-since-we-went-dancing' session. by 8, we were on the way to Yatt's house to get ready.

Yatt's room turned into a complete and utter mess! there was shrieking, laughter, bitching, sarcasm and screams going all around! it was always that someone who is hogging the toilet, and the other someone hogging the mirror, and another someone who had to help with the mirror-hogger's hair. but man, it was FUN! half of the fun was actually in the getting ready!

sigh, by the time we got ready, Warda was already waiting outside of RP! sorry babe, we got lost in time..hahaha..

the band playing was ok. not bad, drummer kinda cute. music playing was amazing (thank you Mr DJ) but as the night went on, the music started to be very the orang muda music, so we decided to leave after the 3rd set.

by that time, i was plastered with sweat, and my knees were not working. i looked like Bambi when he started to learn how to walk.

reached home to discover that hubby was still awake, watching tv (i know he was waiting up for me) and managed to find some left over noodles in the fridge, which ended up snug in my heaving-jelly-i'm-so-hungry tummy.

and i slept. like there ws no tomorrow.

guess i am not as young as i am still feeling inside. body cant take what the heart desires. haha.

so, need to practise further for next months session - MY BIRTHDAY!!!

Rockin Rollin End of the Week

cant wait.

i never thought that it could be done. but i guess, if you believe in yourself, you can achieve anything.

what is all this drama, you ask?!

I CAN FIT INTO MY OLD PARTY CLOTHES!!!!

but then again, being able to fit and having extra chiku coming out is another story all together.

sheet...will the extra chiku show!? (im sooo in denial!)

why all this fuss?

we are planning to go on a ladies night session this friday, baby!

celebrating Azi's birthday (which is 1 month overdued)

and whats the celebration like?

dinner in Dome Subang Parade

getting ready in Yatt's house in 19 subang

then off to RP Hyatt Saujana!

yeeehaaa!

owh, and makan makan session in the office for lunch today.

a friend from Amsterdam is here, so we are gonna feed her to death.

lunch is gonna be:

1. lemang and rendang ayam by Fab
2. smoked chicken sandwich
3. salad
4. sauteed mushrooms
5. kuih raya

and after work, an early dinner session in Bora Asmara! yay!

(how la to reduce the chiku like this?)